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It's a dream to be here. Come in the heart of the Hermanus. Fill in your check-in and check-out date below and book your stay. We can only promise you great moments and unforgettable holidays with us.
We live in a world of pings, pop-ups, and pressure to be constantly available. But true clarity, creativity, and connection happen in the spaces in between. This retreat is not about restriction — it’s about intention. It’s about creating room to feel, think, and just be — without distraction.
The average person spends over 6 hours a day on screens. That time adds up — costing us clarity, focus, and the ability to be fully present. At Ideas Cartel, we understand that stepping away from tech isn’t about abandoning productivity. It’s about making space for the kind of stillness that leads to sharper thinking and creative breakthroughs. This retreat is your opportunity to do just that — away from the noise, and immersed in intentional, unplugged living.
What to Expect at STOEP:
Nestled between mountain and sea, STOEP in Kalk Bay offers the perfect setting for quiet reflection and deep rest. The experience has been curated with both wellness and winter comfort in mind :
2-night boutique stay in a character-filled heritage property
Digital drop-off on arrival — we store your phone so you can be fully present
Daily rituals: breath-work, journaling, cold water plunges
Optional extras: Sea dips, creative prompts, slow mornings
Wood-fired hot tub access for deep restoration
Seasonal, nourishing meals and grounding winter treats
Cozy corners, and quiet comfort throughout the property
Our brand new boutique stay location, perfectly nestled just meters away from the famous Cliff Paths & Whale Watching lookout points.
Professionals seeking a tech-free mental reset
Creatives looking for space to think and reimagine
Founders, leaders, and teams who value conscious rest
Anyone craving deep stillness, sea air, and winter comfort
Reclaim your time, reconnect with yourself, and rediscover the charm of simple pleasures. Our curated Digital Detox experience invites you to unplug and sink into the slow rhythm of seaside living in the heart of Kalk Bay.
Day 1: Arrival & Unplug
Check-In (From 2:00 PM)
Welcome to STOEP. We greet you with a warm drink and an invitation to hand in your devices for safe-keeping. You’ll be given a beautifully bound Detox Journal and an old-school Polaroid camera to capture memories the analog way.
Afternoon Slow Walk
Wander through Kalk Bay’s vibrant village. Browse the bookshop, pick up fresh flowers, or simply sit by the harbour and watch the fishing boats.
Sunset on the Stoep
Join us for golden hour with local wines or herbal teas. Our sea-facing stoep is the perfect place to settle into the pace of the stay.
Evening: Dinner & Quiet Time
Enjoy a stroll through the neighbourhood and dine at one of the local eateries. Afterwards, retreat to your room—no screens, no notifications—just candlelight, a book, and the sound of waves.
Day 2: Nature, Nourishment & Nurture
Morning: Gentle Wake-Up & Guided Stretch
Rise naturally. Enjoy herbal tea and a body-stretch session on the beach.
Slow Breakfast
A wholesome breakfast of local, organic ingredients served at your leisure. No rush, no pressure.
Midday: Nature Immersion Walk
Choose between a guided mountain meander or a quiet tidal pool swim. The experience is about being in the moment, not just seeing the sights.
Afternoon: Creative Session or Rest
Learn to sketch, or just nap with a book in hand. We provide prompts, paints, and peaceful corners.
Evening: Conversation & Candlelight
As the sun sets, take a slow stroll into the heart of Kalk Bay. Choose from one of the many charming, independently owned restaurants for a relaxed dinner—no screens, just the clink of cutlery and real conversation. Return to STOEP for quiet time, a bit of stargazing, or a moment of guided breath-work before bed.
Optional Day 3: Reconnection & Integration
Morning: Breakfast & Reflections
Enjoy your final STOEP breakfast with fresh sea air. Reflect on your experience in your journal.
Device Return Ritual
Collect your devices—but now with fresh eyes and new boundaries. We’ll offer tips on how to maintain your digital balance at home.
Departure (By 10:00 AM)
Leave STOEP with more than you arrived with: clarity, calm, and a deeper connection to yourself.
01.
This offer applies between 1 April 2025 and 31 August 2025 between Sunday and Thursday Nights.
Subject to availability.
02.
Benefit from a 20% discount, making your reservations with a minimum of 3 days in advance between 1 April 2025 and 31 August 2025.
Subject to availability. Enquire directly to info@ideascartel.com.
03.
Limited to week day bookings between 1 April 2025 and 31 August 2025.
Subject to availability. Enquire directly to info@ideascartel.com.
No notifications. No noise.
Just nature, stillness, and self.
